<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051</id><updated>2011-12-13T10:43:57.980-06:00</updated><category term='Personal'/><category term='Software Review'/><category term='Opinion'/><category term='Games'/><category term='Cool'/><category term='Christmas'/><category term='Xbox 360'/><category term='Software'/><category term='Update'/><category term='Humor'/><category term='Windows Live Writer'/><category term='Weird'/><category term='Karate'/><category term='Video'/><category term='News'/><category term='Game Reviews'/><category term='Announcements'/><category term='Windows 7'/><category term='Politics'/><category term='Blogging'/><title type='text'>Artificially Intelligent</title><subtitle type='html'>Thoughts and musings from a, very probably, sentient form of life.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>59</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-8273149331033926786</id><published>2009-10-22T14:16:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T14:18:15.443-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Windows 7'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Weird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Burger King selling a Windows 7 Whopper in Japan.</title><summary type='text'>Obviously, Burger King and Microsoft don't want many Japanese to live long enough to see Windows 8.Burger King selling a Windows 7 Whopper in Japan: " Confirming our belief that Japan is at once among the coolest and craziest places on this planet we all call home is Burger King's exclusive Windows 7 Whopper. Seven stacked beef patties extend your usual Whopper to over five inches in height and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/8273149331033926786/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=8273149331033926786&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/8273149331033926786'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/8273149331033926786'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2009/10/burger-king-selling-windows-7-whopper.html' title='Burger King selling a Windows 7 Whopper in Japan.'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-6287932758429534899</id><published>2008-12-31T15:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-31T15:37:25.682-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><title type='text'>Happy New Year 2009!</title><summary type='text'>digg_url = "http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/12/happy-new-year-2009.html";digg_title = "Happy New Year 2009!";digg_bgcolor = "#FFFFFF";digg_skin = "normal";digg_url = undefined;digg_title = undefined;digg_bgcolor = undefined;digg_skin = undefined;In this, the “Year Before the Year We Make Contact” I’d like to wish all of you the very best. Last year was tough for lots of people, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/6287932758429534899/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=6287932758429534899&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/6287932758429534899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/6287932758429534899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/12/happy-new-year-2009.html' title='Happy New Year 2009!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-2889413011219826677</id><published>2008-10-02T16:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-02T16:26:35.675-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Software'/><title type='text'>New Beta version of Windows Live Writer</title><summary type='text'>Microsoft recently released a beta of the new version of their blogging software Windows Live Writer. Dubbed “Wave 3” the software comes as part of Microsoft’s Windows Live suite of tools. Also available are new beta versions of Windows Live Mail (now with more robust calendaring options,)  and Windows Live Photo Gallery. Microsoft is also including hooks into their new cloud initiative called </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/2889413011219826677/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=2889413011219826677&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/2889413011219826677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/2889413011219826677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/10/new-beta-version-of-windows-live-writer.html' title='New Beta version of Windows Live Writer'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-631265600712275600</id><published>2008-09-25T15:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-25T15:11:50.967-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Update'/><title type='text'>Rest in Peace: Effie Teague (1912 - 2008)</title><summary type='text'>My grandmother passed away Tuesday evening 9/23 at 8:25pm. Aged 96 years, 2 months, 16 days. What a full and wonderful life she had. We all should hope for so much for ourselves. Her life stands as a living proof that hard work is rewarded and that love conquers all.  Thanks so much to all of you for your kind words. My family and I are truly saddened at our loss, but yet we cannot help but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/631265600712275600/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=631265600712275600&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/631265600712275600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/631265600712275600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/09/rest-in-peace-effie-teague-1912-2008.html' title='Rest in Peace: Effie Teague (1912 - 2008)'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/andyivey/SNvwhp5cWdI/AAAAAAAABpE/FezfFbnolDk/s72-c/100_3586%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-4267278405339281163</id><published>2008-08-11T23:36:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-11T23:36:36.718-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Can you hear me now?...</title><summary type='text'>Can you hear me now? This is a 1st for me. I'm phoning in a blog post using Jott. It's an amazing new tool and I'll probably be posting more about it in the future so stay tuned. listenPowered by Jott</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/4267278405339281163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=4267278405339281163&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/4267278405339281163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/4267278405339281163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/08/can-you-hear-me-now.html' title='Can you hear me now?...'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-5271320416786190274</id><published>2008-08-07T22:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-07T22:46:17.700-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Weird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Bork bork bork!</title><summary type='text'>I can't get the Swedish Chef theme song out of my head! So I decided to share it with you so you can walk around all day saying "BORK BORK BORK!" under your breath. LOL   Classic Muppets right here:   del.icio.us: funny video muppets swedish chef  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/5271320416786190274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=5271320416786190274&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/5271320416786190274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/5271320416786190274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/08/bork-bork-bork.html' title='Bork bork bork!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-3557356755175603419</id><published>2008-07-04T13:25:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-04T13:28:09.744-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Happy 4th of July!</title><summary type='text'>And now the Muppets are here to do a much better job than I could to wish each and every one of you a very Happy 4th of July!!     del.icio.us: The Muppets,Fourth of July  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/3557356755175603419/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=3557356755175603419&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/3557356755175603419'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/3557356755175603419'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/07/happy-4th-of-july.html' title='Happy 4th of July!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-8911947151019265883</id><published>2008-06-12T21:45:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-12T21:47:11.299-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cool'/><title type='text'>Animusic!</title><summary type='text'>One of my young friends from karate recently added a video from Animusic to his profile on Facebook. Seeing it again just brought back my memories of enjoying seeing it for the first time, and being absolutely spellbound by the beauty of the music itself, and the mind-bending intricacy of the imaginary instruments that were created to bring it to life. Its a real labor of love with a fascinating </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/8911947151019265883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=8911947151019265883&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/8911947151019265883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/8911947151019265883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/06/animusic.html' title='Animusic!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-8390030661346803370</id><published>2008-06-05T23:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-05T23:19:59.983-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>This kid is Da Shiznit...</title><summary type='text'>Right. So, my return to blogging hasn't been going so well. Thanks for noticing. :-) What's a guy to do to make up for it? Post a damn funny video, that's what. A little smattering of R-rated music for this one, but it fits perfectly.  Snoop Dogg lays down the soundtrax for "The Don of Ghaz Main", the coolest, baddest little fat kid in Iraq.      Technorati:Don of Ghaz, Fat kid, Snopp Dogg, Da </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/8390030661346803370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=8390030661346803370&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/8390030661346803370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/8390030661346803370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/06/this-kid-is-da-shiznit.html' title='This kid is Da Shiznit...'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-4971321808182741339</id><published>2008-04-09T17:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T17:08:45.937-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Update'/><title type='text'>Could life get any busier? Uh... don't answer that.</title><summary type='text'>Back again after an extended hiatus. My personal and professional life have collided head on with each other and its getting hard to tell the two apart. I'm still at work as I write this even now. *sigh* I plan on getting back into the swing of things again soon. I have some game reviews to do, and I'm sure I'll have some opinions to share or something of virtually no use to anyone. For now, this</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/4971321808182741339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=4971321808182741339&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/4971321808182741339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/4971321808182741339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/04/could-life-get-any-busier-uh-don-answer.html' title='Could life get any busier? Uh... don&amp;#39;t answer that.'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-1828647307260842342</id><published>2008-01-22T20:35:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-01-22T21:15:51.832-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Software'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Weird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Opinion'/><title type='text'>Turbo Tax Online using price discrimination?</title><summary type='text'>Greetings. I think I have a bit of an exposé for you tonight, friends. So pay attention. Its coming down to that time of the year again when we start to think about taxes. W-2s in the mail, 1099s, etc., etc. Last year, I was a very happy user of Turbo Tax Online (Link) and so I decided to go back again and use the service. So I was very surprised when I noticed something very strange. Take a look</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/1828647307260842342/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=1828647307260842342&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/1828647307260842342'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/1828647307260842342'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/01/turbo-tax-online-using-price.html' title='Turbo Tax Online using price discrimination?'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-2796018714118320307</id><published>2008-01-17T23:47:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-01-17T23:48:16.904-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Power!! Unlimited Power!!!!</title><summary type='text'>Tom Cruise is going on the Oprah Show again... for the last time. Who will save us from the Sith now?      Technorati:Tom Cruise, Oprah, Sith Lord, Video, Humor  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/2796018714118320307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=2796018714118320307&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/2796018714118320307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/2796018714118320307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/01/power-unlimited-power.html' title='Power!! Unlimited Power!!!!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-8015068675420385847</id><published>2008-01-16T00:31:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-01-16T08:05:31.377-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Games'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Game Reviews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Xbox 360'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Opinion'/><title type='text'>Game Review: Assassin's Creed (Xbox 360)</title><summary type='text'>   A game 900 years in the making... Assassin's Creed was one of the top selling games for Xbox 360 and PS3 this past holiday season,  and with good reason. The game is a milestone of innovative game play and story-telling, but an otherwise excellent game is tarnished by a few poor decisions made by the game designers. It tells the story of Altair, a master assassin during the time of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/8015068675420385847/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=8015068675420385847&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/8015068675420385847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/8015068675420385847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/01/game-review-assassin-creed-xbox-360.html' title='Game Review: Assassin&amp;#39;s Creed (Xbox 360)'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-6344996447815888630</id><published>2008-01-13T02:50:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-01-13T02:50:57.217-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Weird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Wonder what part they stuffed in the freezer for the first anniversary?</title><summary type='text'>Gotta love photo #3. That should give anyone chills. Photos from CNN.com Technorati:wedding cake, life-size, weird news, weddings  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/6344996447815888630/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=6344996447815888630&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/6344996447815888630'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/6344996447815888630'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/01/wonder-what-part-they-stuffed-in.html' title='Wonder what part they stuffed in the freezer for the first anniversary?'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-2431500601483316747</id><published>2008-01-09T23:01:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T23:01:55.042-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Software Review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Windows Live Writer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Software'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Opinion'/><title type='text'>Software Review: Windows Live Writer</title><summary type='text'>One of the main reasons I stopped updating my blog on a regular basis last year was due to the absence of a truly good stand-alone application that I could use to craft my posts in. There were several decent tools out there for managing blogs, but any of the ones with full feature sets were shareware tools, and I didn't think I blogged enough to justify spending any money on it. Sounds cheap, I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/2431500601483316747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=2431500601483316747&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/2431500601483316747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/2431500601483316747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/01/software-review-windows-live-writer.html' title='Software Review: Windows Live Writer'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-1808705161885715576</id><published>2008-01-09T22:22:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T22:22:12.775-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Announcements'/><title type='text'>New Layout!</title><summary type='text'>Minimalist, dark, brooding, simple. Basically everything I'm not. Hope you dig it.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/1808705161885715576/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=1808705161885715576&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/1808705161885715576'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/1808705161885715576'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2008/01/new-layout.html' title='New Layout!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-6812651771781745004</id><published>2007-12-29T01:20:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-12-29T16:33:38.697-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Games'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Xbox 360'/><title type='text'>I love my Xbox 360!</title><summary type='text'>So, first things first. Hope everyone had a very Happy Holidays and is getting ready for a kicka$$ new year. I know I'm ready to turn the calendar and see what 2008 has in store. Santa was awfully nice to me this year and I finally landed an Xbox 360. I wasn't sure I'd get much use or enjoyment out of it, but I'm here right now to tell you I was so wrong! When I first got everything out of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/6812651771781745004/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=6812651771781745004&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/6812651771781745004'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/6812651771781745004'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2007/12/i-love-my-xbox-360.html' title='I love my Xbox 360!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-4795319865585336577</id><published>2007-12-27T17:54:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-12-27T17:54:57.607-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Announcements'/><title type='text'>New header graphics... courtesy of TD3k</title><summary type='text'>A big thanks out to TD3k for preparing me a snazzy new header graphic to help me get around the "fix" that Blogger instituted before the Holidays rolled around. I like the new look and the fact that you can actually read it! Be sure to check out TD3k's blog under my links. That is all...  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/4795319865585336577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=4795319865585336577&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/4795319865585336577'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/4795319865585336577'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2007/12/new-header-graphics-courtesy-of-td3k.html' title='New header graphics... courtesy of TD3k'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-7113436377602649097</id><published>2007-12-19T18:14:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-12-19T18:23:55.880-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Meet Chris Christmas Rodriguez...</title><summary type='text'>Get the vote out this Christmas, and let Santa know that we're not f***ing around any more.   I know he's got my vote. I hope we can count on you.       Technorati Tags: Chris Christmas Rodriguez,Christmas,humor,video  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/7113436377602649097/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=7113436377602649097&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/7113436377602649097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/7113436377602649097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2007/12/meet-chris-christmas-rodriguez.html' title='Meet Chris Christmas Rodriguez...'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-6459254183254337883</id><published>2007-12-18T23:31:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-12-18T23:36:30.626-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Update'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Karate'/><title type='text'>Spanning the globe...</title><summary type='text'>Greetings, carbon units, A.I. here with a scatter-gun update to fill in the sizeable gaps in my blogging career (aka life.)  Left guard stance, with a kia. Move!When we last spoke, I was a mere yellow belt in Combative Freestyle Martial Arts, the form of self-defense I practice. That was a long time ago... and now I am a 4th degree Green Belt and probably another year and a half to two years from</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/6459254183254337883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=6459254183254337883&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/6459254183254337883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/6459254183254337883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2007/12/spanning-globe.html' title='Spanning the globe...'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-4623928145595277284</id><published>2007-12-18T01:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-12-18T02:07:37.741-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Announcements'/><title type='text'>You better watch out...</title><summary type='text'>A.I. is coming to town. So stay glued to your RSS Readers and hold on to your butts. Its too late to get into the details right now, but I'll be back in two shakes. No, really... I will...  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/4623928145595277284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=4623928145595277284&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/4623928145595277284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/4623928145595277284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2007/12/you-better-watch-out.html' title='You better watch out...'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-113894055553010636</id><published>2006-02-02T21:14:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-02-02T22:42:13.656-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Stuck in a moment you can't get out of...</title><summary type='text'>That's the way it seems sometimes... to me, anyway. I know there's probably not as many of you out there as their used to be, keeping up with the fretful adventures of the artificially intelligent, but to the faithful, I humbly thank you. You inspire me.Its been hard to find a muse lately. I guess I've gotten sucked into the workaday world without a lot of consideration of the deeper significance</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/113894055553010636/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=113894055553010636&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/113894055553010636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/113894055553010636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2006/02/stuck-in-moment-you-cant-get-out-of.html' title='Stuck in a moment you can&apos;t get out of...'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-113549340812787842</id><published>2005-12-25T00:48:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-12-25T00:50:08.143-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Merry Christmas!!</title><summary type='text'>Merry Christmas to everyone from me to you.Best wishes for a safe and happy holiday!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/113549340812787842/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=113549340812787842&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/113549340812787842'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/113549340812787842'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/12/merry-christmas.html' title='Merry Christmas!!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-113527057251421107</id><published>2005-12-22T10:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-12-22T10:56:12.570-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Ghost of Blogging Past</title><summary type='text'>Season's greetings, everyone! I'm glad to see there's still a few people out there checking up on my well being. I must confess that I've been sadly devoid of a muse for the past few months. I need to rethink what I'm trying to do here so that I have a consistent stream of quality content to offer up. I guess I can make that one my New Year's resolutions. :-)Oy!I can't believe that its already </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/113527057251421107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=113527057251421107&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/113527057251421107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/113527057251421107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/12/ghost-of-blogging-past.html' title='The Ghost of Blogging Past'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112924836788637306</id><published>2005-10-13T18:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-13T19:10:42.710-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hey! You! Get offa my cloud!</title><summary type='text'>*****ATTENTION COMMENT SPAMMERS*****While I am truly impressed with your ability to use a search engine to find my blog posts about Las Vegas and cell phones, I am slightly less than thrilled with you taking things to the next level and deciding to take advantage of anonymous comment posting to liter my website with your trash.Or to be more specific, it pisses me off that you think my space is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112924836788637306/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112924836788637306&amp;isPopup=true' title='14 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112924836788637306'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112924836788637306'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/10/hey-you-get-offa-my-cloud.html' title='Hey! You! Get offa my cloud!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>14</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112751153983098152</id><published>2005-10-06T01:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-06T01:07:21.433-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hello Moto!</title><summary type='text'>Nope. You're not dreaming. Its a brand spankin' new post from your master of ceremonies, AI. Yeah, I know its been a while, but as you well know, sometimes you just get busy doing stuff... and time gets away from you."Yeah but you haven't posted in over a month!" you say?Yeah... sue me. I was really busy!Anyway, I'm here now and I've got a bloggeriffic tale to share about my new cell phone, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112751153983098152/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112751153983098152&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112751153983098152'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112751153983098152'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/10/hello-moto.html' title='Hello Moto!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112392167472188004</id><published>2005-08-14T00:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-08-14T00:44:32.523-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Vega$, baby!</title><summary type='text'>Ted and I were on our usual Friday sabbatical to Chili's earlier (no, no encounters with INS) and the bartender started talking about her last trip to Las Vegas which got me in a very reminiscent mood of my own adventures in Sin City. :-) Last year, I was treated to a trip to Vegas by my brother, TD3k, when he decided to cash in a butt load of frequent flyer miles for he and his wife, and little </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112392167472188004/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112392167472188004&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112392167472188004'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112392167472188004'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/08/vega-baby.html' title='Vega$, baby!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112365451227990705</id><published>2005-08-10T01:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-08-10T01:15:12.293-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't Bring Me Down, Grüße!</title><summary type='text'>First off, no updates or word from BlackOps that I've heard. Hope you're ok, man.Next, wanted to give my brother's blog "Td3k Speaks" anoter plug. He recently posted a great story on his main page called "Popcorn Problematic" that is quite an adventuring tale and I'm sure you'll enjoy reading it. Please check it out and leave feedback.Finally, wanted to post an ELO redux for those interested. A.I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112365451227990705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112365451227990705&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112365451227990705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112365451227990705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/08/dont-bring-me-down-gre.html' title='Don&apos;t Bring Me Down, Grüße!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112351893334862288</id><published>2005-08-08T11:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-08-08T11:35:33.406-05:00</updated><title type='text'>BlackOps goes under the radar?</title><summary type='text'>So, I went out this morning to check on the latest happening of blog buddy BlackOps, over at his site, Sojourner Browny. Lo and behold a big 'ol honking blank page comes up! What's happened to BlackOps?If you're out there man, log in and post an updating comment. Surely the Sojourner Browny has not reached the end of its journey?!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112351893334862288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112351893334862288&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112351893334862288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112351893334862288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/08/blackops-goes-under-radar.html' title='BlackOps goes under the radar?'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112321504245955608</id><published>2005-08-04T23:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-08-04T23:27:06.470-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Blazin' Chicken Wings of Death!</title><summary type='text'>***Continued from Wednesday's post***So, obviously I'm intrigued by what our waitress, Blondie, has just told us. "Why would they think we work for INS?" She shrugged. "I dunno. But not long back, some INS agents came into the Chili's in (nearby city) and the whole cooking staff ran out the back!"I guess these guys had good reason to be nervous, and the mental image of 15 guys running out the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112321504245955608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112321504245955608&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112321504245955608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112321504245955608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/08/blazin-chicken-wings-of-death.html' title='The Blazin&apos; Chicken Wings of Death!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112304753802258996</id><published>2005-08-03T00:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-08-03T00:38:58.036-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't bring me down, BRUCE!</title><summary type='text'>So, let me introduce one of my best friends to you. He and I used to work together at my previous job and after he quit and I got laid off we just didn't have the good sense to stop hanging out with each other. We'll call him by his nickname, Ted. Actually his nickname is Aquaman, but that's a different story all together. Ted is a very good friend.And this post is not really about him at all.Ted</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112304753802258996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112304753802258996&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112304753802258996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112304753802258996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/08/dont-bring-me-down-bruce.html' title='Don&apos;t bring me down, BRUCE!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112304048755297597</id><published>2005-08-02T22:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-08-02T22:47:20.206-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated!!</title><summary type='text'>Ah....Fear not, faithful denizens of the blogosphere, I'm still alive and kicking. I just haven't been kicking hard enough to shake loose all the little buggers that have been keeping me busy until now. I'm in the process of refinancing my house and I've been on the information warpath trying to provide my financier (a friend of mine) with all the necessary pieces of valid information in order to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112304048755297597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112304048755297597&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112304048755297597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112304048755297597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/08/rumors-of-my-demise-have-been-greatly.html' title='The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated!!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112260921942376409</id><published>2005-07-28T22:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-28T22:56:46.856-05:00</updated><title type='text'>TGIAF - Thank God its ALMOST FRIDAY!!!</title><summary type='text'>Its just a matter of hours now before we enter that most glorious day of the week. The day who's name I am not worthy to speak!Yeah ok, so its Friday! *woot!*I've had a couple of good stories saved up that I want to post either this weekend or next week, so don't give up on me. Things have just been really busy this week. I still feel like that poor girl on the diving board. Nothing a few days </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112260921942376409/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112260921942376409&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112260921942376409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112260921942376409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/tgiaf-thank-god-its-almost-friday.html' title='TGIAF - Thank God its ALMOST FRIDAY!!!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112232565301663233</id><published>2005-07-25T16:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-28T22:38:18.076-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Have I mentioned that I hate Mondays?</title><summary type='text'>Mondays feel just about the same... but don't worry. She's alright."American Diver Injured at Championships"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112232565301663233/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112232565301663233&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112232565301663233'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112232565301663233'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/have-i-mentioned-that-i-hate-mondays.html' title='Have I mentioned that I hate Mondays?'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112200485351837115</id><published>2005-07-21T23:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-21T23:01:30.453-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Suddenly, from the shadows, came a fork in the road... Part III</title><summary type='text'>Be sure and read Parts I &amp; II before reading this post so that you get the whole story...In the afternoon after my chapel message, I was swamped with questions by teachers and classmates about the finer points of my story. Everyone was unanimous in their dismay at what had happened, but tastefully grateful and gracious to me in stating that if it hadn't I might not ever have gone to school there </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112200485351837115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112200485351837115&amp;isPopup=true' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112200485351837115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112200485351837115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/suddenly-from-shadows-came_112200485351837115.html' title='Suddenly, from the shadows, came a fork in the road... Part III'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112197695150132079</id><published>2005-07-21T15:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-21T15:23:09.936-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Suddenly, from the shadows, came a fork in the road... Part II</title><summary type='text'>Please be sure and read Part I of this post before hand...Obviously, my parents and I were deeply disturbed by what basically amounted to an attempt on my life. My parents gave it some deep consideration and actually asked me what I wanted to do. We mutually agreed that I would leave public school and begin attending a private school nearby. I remember it was just before the beginning of the last</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112197695150132079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112197695150132079&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112197695150132079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112197695150132079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/suddenly-from-shadows-came-fork-in_21.html' title='Suddenly, from the shadows, came a fork in the road... Part II'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112183426711535981</id><published>2005-07-19T23:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-19T23:37:47.123-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Suddenly, from the shadows, came a fork in the road... Part I</title><summary type='text'>Before I begin relating what was, to this point, the most pivotal event in my life, I want to take a moment to thank BlackOps over at Sojourner Browny for inspiring me to share these events with anyone who will stop and read them. Sometimes there is value in the sharing, even if only a few receive it.I've always been a big guy. I remember Mom ordering school clothes for me when I was young and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112183426711535981/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112183426711535981&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112183426711535981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112183426711535981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/suddenly-from-shadows-came-fork-in.html' title='Suddenly, from the shadows, came a fork in the road... Part I'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112182943074790190</id><published>2005-07-18T16:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-19T22:17:10.753-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A Golden Achievment</title><summary type='text'>I just wanted to take a few seconds and post a congratulatory note out to my Mom &amp; Dad. Today they are celebrating their 50th Wedding Anniversary, and with each passing day (as I was always told would be the case) I discover new ways in which the lessons they taught me ring true in the life I now lead on my own.Congrats, Mom &amp; Dad and thank you both for everything you've done to see me through!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112182943074790190/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112182943074790190&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112182943074790190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112182943074790190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/golden-achievment.html' title='A Golden Achievment'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112131128464013746</id><published>2005-07-13T22:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-13T22:21:24.640-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The A.I. Fortune Cookie Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>"The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it."-Frank HerbertScience Fiction Novelist, author of Dune</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112131128464013746/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112131128464013746&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112131128464013746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112131128464013746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/ai-fortune-cookie-quote-of-day.html' title='The A.I. Fortune Cookie Quote of the Day'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112131075376754230</id><published>2005-07-13T22:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-13T22:12:33.773-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wednesday Weirdness</title><summary type='text'>Yeah so its almost Thursday as I post this, but I found this link I had stashed away and I knew this was primo blog material. So enjoy...As a rule of thumb, I'm not really big into techno or dance music, but I've heard my fair share and even have a few favorite artists; one of whom is Fatboy Slim.So that being said, you have to check out the link to the music video for one of the songs from an </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112131075376754230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112131075376754230&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112131075376754230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112131075376754230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/wednesday-weirdness.html' title='Wednesday Weirdness'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112111536030281174</id><published>2005-07-11T15:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-11T15:57:56.843-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Yep, That's just about what Mondays are like...</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112111536030281174/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112111536030281174&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112111536030281174'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112111536030281174'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/yep-thats-just-about-what-mondays-are.html' title='Yep, That&apos;s just about what Mondays are like...'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112079727691425392</id><published>2005-07-07T23:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-07T23:34:36.920-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A Shot in the Dark...</title><summary type='text'>Been enjoying BlackOps' blog, Sojourner Browny recently. He's got a great 3 part post over there reminiscing about the great New York City Blackout of 1977. Its an epic tale of darkness, insufferable heat, looting, pillaging and other crazed mob activities. My only complaint is that its all one paragraph! :-) DUDE! Hit the Enter key every 1000 words or so! LOLGo check it out and leave BlackOps </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112079727691425392/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112079727691425392&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112079727691425392'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112079727691425392'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/shot-in-dark.html' title='A Shot in the Dark...'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112079143348293348</id><published>2005-07-07T21:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-08T21:57:44.456-05:00</updated><title type='text'>An Evening Well Spent...</title><summary type='text'>Well, I just sent Jef home after a great supper and chance to visit and catch up with him. You can catch up with his blog Thunderfish (formerly known as Quizzicles) to get the latest update on the procedure that he recently had done. Ouch, brother.I was treated to a fine birthday banquet at my choice of Golden Corral. There's just something right about all you can eat home cooking. And we took a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112079143348293348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112079143348293348&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112079143348293348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112079143348293348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/evening-well-spent.html' title='An Evening Well Spent...'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112075384299902687</id><published>2005-07-07T11:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-07T11:31:45.803-05:00</updated><title type='text'>London - 07-07-05</title><summary type='text'>It gnaws at me to watch the footage on television. The people weeping, dazed, covered with blood and debris. How can anyone feel justified in doing this to innocent people? What level of fanaticism must one have to murder scores of people and think that any God would want that to happen?If I could only send one message to those responsible it would be this:The burning resolve to expunge this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112075384299902687/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112075384299902687&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112075384299902687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112075384299902687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/london-07-07-05.html' title='London - 07-07-05'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112067633368492686</id><published>2005-07-06T13:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-06T14:16:57.150-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"The stars show an exciting change in your life!"</title><summary type='text'>Yes that's right, friends. Playing a game of interstellar pool with a comet is a heinous crime against the balancing forces of the universe. Read on and see why everyone's horoscope is now condemned to be highly generalized and woefully inaccurate.Hey wait a minute...Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Mission - Yahoo! News</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112067633368492686/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112067633368492686&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112067633368492686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112067633368492686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/stars-show-exciting-change-in-your.html' title='&quot;The stars show an exciting change in your life!&quot;'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112060101304969488</id><published>2005-07-05T17:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-06T00:28:14.276-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New Site Format</title><summary type='text'>Dear devoted readers... yes, both of you;We've got a yummy new look and feel to the site that I hope you'll enjoy.Great new look! Same vapid content!Eat hearty, brothers...-A.I.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112060101304969488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112060101304969488&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112060101304969488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112060101304969488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/new-site-format.html' title='New Site Format'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112050924799607923</id><published>2005-07-04T15:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-05T17:10:26.290-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Ageless Language of Freedom</title><summary type='text'>"WE hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness..."- The Declaration of IndependenceJuly 4, 1776</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112050924799607923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112050924799607923&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112050924799607923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112050924799607923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/ageless-language-of-freedom.html' title='The Ageless Language of Freedom'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-112023768810576380</id><published>2005-07-01T16:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-04T14:22:10.476-05:00</updated><title type='text'>To Me, on my 29th Birthday</title><summary type='text'>So here it is. Another year gone by, and quite a milestone this year will be. The end of the 20s! The predawn of Middle Age. The twilight of Youth. An epoch of time that shall not be seen again.What a bunch of melodramatic crap...But as I sit here at work, deep in the bowels of the mega-evil Insurance Conglomerate, I feel compelled to indulge in a moment of pensive introspection. Twenty-nine </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/112023768810576380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=112023768810576380&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112023768810576380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/112023768810576380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/07/to-me-on-my-29th-birthday.html' title='To Me, on my 29th Birthday'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-111950017028699489</id><published>2005-06-22T23:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-22T23:16:10.286-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The A.I. Fortune Cookie Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>"Two roads diverged in the woods, and I --- I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference."Robert Frost</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/111950017028699489/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=111950017028699489&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111950017028699489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111950017028699489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/06/ai-fortune-cookie-quote-of-day_22.html' title='The A.I. Fortune Cookie Quote of the Day'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-111949945862345155</id><published>2005-06-22T23:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-22T23:04:57.836-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A Moment of Sine-lence</title><summary type='text'>Let's all bow our collective geeky heads and show respect on the date of the passing of one of the most influential men in the history of modern computing technology. A man without whose contributions, this site, its contents and even personal computers as we know them today might not have been possible. That man was Jack Kilby and he passed away on June 20, 2005 in Dallas, Texas. Kilby is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/111949945862345155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=111949945862345155&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111949945862345155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111949945862345155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/06/moment-of-sine-lence.html' title='A Moment of Sine-lence'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-111880384504222984</id><published>2005-06-14T21:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-14T21:50:45.046-05:00</updated><title type='text'>World of Warcraft: Population 2,000,001 (and rising)</title><summary type='text'>World of Warcraft: Population 2,000,001 (and rising) - PC News at GameSpotAs a loyal subscriber to World of Warcraft, I just wanted to post this to make note of this remarkable milestone in the game's life. To think that right now, hundreds of thousands of people all over the world are online adventuring and playing this game together is really remarkable. The appeal of the game is the most </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/111880384504222984/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=111880384504222984&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111880384504222984'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111880384504222984'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/06/world-of-warcraft-population-2000001.html' title='World of Warcraft: Population 2,000,001 (and rising)'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-111872799030124776</id><published>2005-06-14T00:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-22T23:15:13.993-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The A.I. Fortune Cookie Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>"There is nothing more uncommon than common sense"Frank Lloyd Wright</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/111872799030124776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=111872799030124776&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111872799030124776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111872799030124776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/06/ai-fortune-cookie-quote-of-day_14.html' title='The A.I. Fortune Cookie Quote of the Day'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-111872099055396301</id><published>2005-06-13T22:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-14T00:39:31.700-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Frank Lloyd Who?  Getting up to speed on one of America's most prominent sons...</title><summary type='text'>"No house should ever be on a hill or on anything. It should be of the hill. Belonging to it. Hill and house should live together each the happier for the other."Frank Lloyd WrightOver this past weekend, my brother, TD3k, and his wife were in the lovely state of Pennsylvania for the wedding of their best friend's son. Quite fortunately for my brother, an architect by trade, the location of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/111872099055396301/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=111872099055396301&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111872099055396301'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111872099055396301'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/06/frank-lloyd-who-getting-up-to-speed-on.html' title='Frank Lloyd Who? &lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=2&gt; Getting up to speed on one of America&apos;s most prominent sons...&lt;/font&gt;'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-111852479704544999</id><published>2005-06-11T16:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-14T00:50:14.493-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The A.I. Fortune Cookie Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>"Sincerity is oftern lost on the cynical"-Me</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/111852479704544999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=111852479704544999&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111852479704544999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111852479704544999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/06/ai-fortune-cookie-quote-of-day.html' title='The A.I. Fortune Cookie Quote of the Day'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-111828277281340707</id><published>2005-06-08T21:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-08T21:06:12.830-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Why I Hate Politics: A Love Poem (written in extremely bad haiku)</title><summary type='text'>The P word. The thought of it makes my eyes water like someone pulling out my nose hairs with an egg beater. Politics, and its older brother, Organized Religion, are the two most lethal subjects on the planet. Without question more people have been killed in this world for what they believe (politically or theologically) than any other reason fathomable. Its a wise man who once said that "there </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/111828277281340707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=111828277281340707&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111828277281340707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111828277281340707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/06/why-i-hate-politics-love-poem-written.html' title='Why I Hate Politics: A Love Poem (written in extremely bad haiku)'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-111760609994668452</id><published>2005-06-01T01:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-01T01:08:23.006-05:00</updated><title type='text'>What happens in Uranus, stays in Uranus...</title><summary type='text'>Only time for a quick post tonight before I lumber off to bed, but I wanted to share this one with everyone. Apparently a "prophet" in Las Vegas has learned the power to conjure up UFOs on command. In the link below you can read the story about his special talent and see the video aired on the local ABC-TV affiliate in Las Vegas where Prophet Yahweh summons a pretty convincing UFO on camera at </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/111760609994668452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=111760609994668452&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111760609994668452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111760609994668452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/06/what-happens-in-uranus-stays-in-uranus.html' title='What happens in Uranus, stays in Uranus...'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-111743583004728192</id><published>2005-05-30T01:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-05-30T02:40:05.810-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Allow myself to introduce... myself.</title><summary type='text'>There's nothing like an introduction out of place. But since I'm a sometimes fan of chaos, it makes perfect sense for me to pause from my ramblings and fill you in on who I am and what I'm trying to accomplish here. If you've stumbled to this link from my friend Jef's blog, Quizzicles, then you probably have heard about me before. I am AI. I worked with Jef at a major evil insurance conglomerate </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/111743583004728192/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=111743583004728192&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111743583004728192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111743583004728192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/05/allow-myself-to-introduce-myself.html' title='Allow myself to introduce... myself.'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-111716672569880984</id><published>2005-05-26T23:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-05-28T01:33:25.760-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Power!! Unlimited Power!!!</title><summary type='text'>Well at long last, myself and a group of co-worker friends got out to see Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and it was quite a treat. Getting to see a movie like that with friends is really cool, especially when they bring their kids along to share in the experience. I get a kick out of hearing what they think about things.It never ceases to amaze me how rude some people can be, though.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/111716672569880984/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=111716672569880984&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111716672569880984'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111716672569880984'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/05/power-unlimited-power_26.html' title='Power!! Unlimited Power!!!'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13157051.post-111699631073301035</id><published>2005-05-24T23:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-05-25T00:00:04.076-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Brave New World...</title><summary type='text'>Well, its been a long time coming, but I thought I would take a crack at this whole Blogging fad. I'm certain I'll have very little to add in the way of valuable content to the bloated cesspool that is the Internet, but that's not stopped anyone before, has it?! Heck no!So stay tuned and watch this space for new and exciting nuggets of Artificially Intelligent wisdom. Who knows, you might learn </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/feeds/111699631073301035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13157051&amp;postID=111699631073301035&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111699631073301035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13157051/posts/default/111699631073301035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificially-intelligent.blogspot.com/2005/05/brave-new-world.html' title='Brave New World...'/><author><name>Andy Ivey</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/105650975467480066977</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BMaC71Ofsuk/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAD_s/lLYYSsh_Zao/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
